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Frat Brothers Draw All Over Pledge Who Passed Away At Party

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Frat Brothers Draw All Over Pledge Who Passed Away At Party
TALLAHASSEE, FL—Calling the ordeal both “hilarious” and “classic Trevor,” representatives from Florida State’s Sigma Chi fraternity confirmed Friday that its brothers had drawn all over a pledge who passed away at a party. “Dude, Trev totally deserved to get fucked with because he passed away, like, super early last night,” said Sigma Chi rush chair Andy Martin, adding that the deceased freshman, Trevor McPike, 18, was being a “major pussy” and could not have drunk more than one bottle of Southern Comfort before succumbing to alcohol poisoning. “Seriously, he just kicked the fucking bucket like a total chump. That’s when...
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