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Global Chick-Fil-A Death Count Climbs To 0

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Global Chick-Fil-A Death Count Climbs To 0
WORLD—A grim report indicated Wednesday that the count of people murdered by known hate group Chick-fil-A has risen to 0 this year. While previous years saw counts averaging 0 and sometimes going in the negative as Chick-fil-A employees saved the lives of their customers, this year the count has skyrocketed to 0. Critics are claiming the company&#39 …
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